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+# Realistic Code of Conduct
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+1. We mostly care about making our softwares better.
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+2. Everybody is free to decide how to contribute.
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+3. Free speech owns to anyone of us.
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+4. Feel offended? This might be very well-deserved.
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+5. We don't need a code of conduct imposed on us, thanks.
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+6. Ignoring this Realistic Code of Conduct is welcome.
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